So, you want to do some parallel processing in PHP (alliteration FTW!), but your service provider does not grant you access to the pcntl family of functions*. What do you do? If you're in a *nix environment with access to the curl command line application, then you get creative. …
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Using cURL for parallel PHP without pcntl_fork